I am Ziqh
I have been successfully masquerading as a performer for almost two decades, and have yet to be exposed.
Most often, I use wooden sticks to assault circles in time to the beat, although I also enjoy spreadsheets, eating, and yelling.

What do I think of my band mates?
Zolene has the ability to parallel-park.
Kristian was hit in the head with a golf club once.
In an emergency situation, Martin’s belt buckle and other accessories could be melted down and reforged into a small dagger.